Double D Dodgeball (Demo) (360)
I missed this out from my list earlier. And for good reason: it’s crap.
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This is not The Dodgems
It is a bad photo of the stage just after they left. They were, well, loud. But I didn’t come to see them, I came to see Ash!
Spider-Man: Remastered (PS5): COMPLETED!
The most important thing in any Spider-Man game is the web swinging. What’s the point of being Spider-Man without it? Sure, he could swing in some of the 2D 8 and 16-bit platformers, but when the Gamecube-era Spider-Man 2 game came out the freedom of 3D traversal round New York was a massive wow. The rest of that game… not so much. Well, much time has passed since then and this, the PS5-improved version of the PS4 exclusive, is very …
Embrace the Meltdown
Note: this is a sponsored post Really Chocolatey Thick Shakes. Embrace the Meltdown. Put your skills to the test and rescue our penguins from the chocolate meltdown at www.embracethemeltdown.com Penguin Meltdown is the ultimate test of staying calm under pressure. Show off your skills, challenge your friends and play to secure the top spot on the mother of all leaderboards. Penguin Meltdown is a race against time. Navigate the GALAXY, MILKY WAY and MARS penguins to safety across the Thick …
Xbox Live Arcade New Game Day Demos (360)
There were three new games on XBLA today, and I tried the demos of them all. Oh, what a bad week… Shred NebulaRubbish shooter with wonky controls. Pirates vs Ninjas DodgeballRubbish fighting game (well, it is!) with stupid too-far-away camera. Gin RummyRubbish card game. Well, OK – it isn’t rubbish, but it’s not very exciting.
Assorted Xbox 360 Demos (360)
Well, I say “assorted”, but in fact there were only two: StrangleholdIt’s John Woo, in game form! It’s a stylish third-person shooter, with now-clichéd bullet-time (or rather, “Tequila Time”. Cue “Tequila, it makes me happy” and “Stop! Tequila Time!” jokes, which I’ll refrain from. It looks nice, has some clever bits (like the multi-way showdowns where you must dodge bullets with one stick, and aim your guns with the other), and is full of impressive Woo stunt direction, but I …
Wardner (Evercade): COMPLETED!
Although it wasn’t often I came across Wardner in the arcades, it was a game I played whenever I got the chance. I don’t know why though, because it’s so hard my ten pee would last mere seconds. Now, with the advent of Press Select to Insert Coin, I can just slot unlimited magic money into the machine! The future! Playing it now, I realise that it’s actually quite a lot like Alex Kidd. No janken, of course, and you …
Figment (Steam Deck): COMPLETED!
From the outside, Figment looks like the sort of game I’d really want to play (and, of course, is why I did). Interesting graphics style, the promise of puzzles, some weird story about being in a person’s subconscious, great voice acting. All of those are true. But, it’s just so, so dull and tedious. The main issue is the puzzles are often of a disguised Sokoban nature. You have to flip a switch to activate a thing, but you have …
Earth Defense Force: World Brothers (PS5): COMPLETED!
I’m a fan of the EDF games, with their Massive Ants and Massive Wasps and Massive Robots and Massive Space Ships. I was intrigued by this, Minecraft-y looking entry into the series, but the problem with EDF games is they cost money and don’t often drop to Super Cheap, so I never got round to buying it. And I still haven’t, because it appeared on PS+! I thought the only real difference between this and the others in the series …
